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Left Brain, Right Brain

My Psychic Hokey-Pokey

The Entire Nation of Amberica - Population: Me!
6 November 1977
I birthed a human boy child on 4/17/08. Piece of cake! We nursed for 2 years, 3 months, 2 weeks, and 6 days.

"I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us." -Charles Dickens

"The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

A few things about The Me:

  • I work for a gigantic software company. I don't mind admitting that. What I DO feel weird admitting is that it's really not that bad.

  • I am way too obsessed with my LJ.

  • I am way WAY too obsessed with knitting.

  • All my computers have names.

  • I used to call myself a closet nerd, but I think I'm closer to just being a regular geek.

    • Geeks are totally awesome.

  • I love Corporate America. I hate Corporate America. These are both equally true.

  • I totally *heart* my DivaCup™. Viva la Diva!

  • Did you know I used to work as a field archaeologist? Yep. It's true. I have a degree and everything. It's not nearly as exciting as Indiana Jones makes it look, and it pays like CRAP. That's why I work for Symantec now.

  • My bad moods can be intense, but they are short-lived and harmless. Most people know that if they wait 5 minutes I'll usually shut up and calm down.

  • I lived in North Dakota a few times. I lived in Illinois, near Chicago. I lived in NYC. I lived in Minnesota a couple times, and that's where I live now. Of all the places I've lived, the Twin Cities is by FAR my favorite. Not too small, not too big, and there is still that distinct Midwestern flavor that I really love.

  • I totally super love scientific method and all things related to it.


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The alleged weather where I live:
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